Monday Sept 1st! DIRTY GERUND FEATURES IT’S OWN NICHOLAS EARL DAVIS! Plus! The “Bad Poetry I Wrote in High School” Challenge

Posted in Uncategorized on August 28, 2014 by dirtygerund

Thanks all for the most amazing Dirty Gerund Summer evah! We’re fastly approaching our 5th anniversary of facilitating all these arty good times, so let’s welcome….

nickANDgoatPOETRY FEATURE: NICHOLAS EARL DAVIS – what can we say, every week, this lovable lump of oatmeal bumps brings us so much joy with his wild shirtless open mic hosting! Your favorite auctioneer has got too many poems to parse out, just once a week, so we’ve decided it was high time you all got two unbridled, double barrel feature blasts of his classic hits and newest work! Nick first made his barbaric yawp known on the 2004 Worcester Youth Poetry Slam Team (yeah, he was young once) and nickdavisGerundwent on to represent Worcester at the 2005 and 2013 National Poetry Slams. He’s released several chapbooks and has a CD out on Vemplore Studios! He’s fronted metal to space jam bands and has a knack for making the band work! We took on organizing duties at the Gerund together in the fall of ’09 and we can’t believe he’s never brought us a full feature! He’s your current Iron Poet Champion so we figured now’s the time! He likes goats, goat cheese and old maps!

baconpoemBONUS RUCKUS: The return of the “Really, really bad poetry I wrote in High School Challenge. We’re back to schooling you with another fun instalment of this classic challenge! We get it, you’re over 21 now and you like to think that those awful “woe is me” stanzas are a thing of the past and in many cases you’re correct. But we challenge you to go to the box in the attic or basement (or your back log livejournal posts) and excavate the worst of the worst from your angtsy literary past! Your feature’s bringing his bad poems from back in the day, and wants you to show us just how bad you used to be before you got so good! Bring one poem, perform that garbage into some gold and win a snazzy prize! School’s back 4-evah!

Thanks to the BASTARD KIDS who’s summer residency is now on hiatus, gerundoutsidebut we’re working out some cool backing band jams for you! We’ll be outside as long as the weather holds! Word is there’ll be some special metal band action upstairs (drop in early at 6pm if you’d like to do some pre-show head banging), so we will dawn the sweatshirts or parkas and continue the ruckus outside! We’re just a couple weeks away from our official 5 year anniversary bash, so stay tuned for the stupendous details! Dirty Gerund’s almost old enough to ride a big wheel and that a big deal! YOSH and MIKEY can’t wait to flip bottles and beef patties as they welcome your biz!

Monday! August 25th! Debut of 7 HILLS POETRY SLAM! Winner is finalist for 2015 Worcester Slam Team!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 23, 2014 by dirtygerund

You’re regularly schedules Dirty Gerund Poetry Show has been interrupted by this special announcement!

poetryslam101THE SEVEN HILLS POETRY SLAM QUALIFIER & FUND RAISER is here! Over the past few months, your humble Dirty Gerund team has been meeting, dreaming and scheming with other notable Worcester poets and organizers to initiate a new monthly series, starting in October! THE SEVEN HILLS POETRY SLAM will create a dynamic, engaging, exciting new poetry show that will feature the best in performance poetry! THE NATIONAL POETRY SLAM has just celebrated it’s 25th anniversary, and Worcester was not in the house! We wish to fix this, for next year as NPS makes it’s way back to the east coast! Soooo, if you feel like getting a head start on making the 2015 Worcester Team, head down to Ralph’s this Monday and sign up! Rules: Bring two poems that clock in under 3 minutes when performed. No props, musical accompaniment (sorry house band) or costumes! We’ll pick 5 judges (fair as we can) to score your original poems olympic style! Top scoring poet will win an automatic bid to be a finalist for next year’s team! We’re taking up to 8 poets and might score ourselves a bingospecial guest celebrity host, so hold onto your hats!

BONUS RUCKUS: POETRY SLAM BINGO: Pretty simple! Purchase a special Dirty Gerund Poetry Slam Bingo Card for a dollar to help support the new series. We’ll randomly call out aspects of poetry slam to be found on your card. Be the first to yell “Slam Bingo” and win a cool poetry prize pack!

THIS HAS BEEN OUR BEST SUMMER YET and hope to continue outdoor shows as long as the weather cooperates! KATE MOGUL on the guest visual arts! BASTARD KIDS BACK on house music, (hopefully) with a new instalment of Damien’s 90’s song of the week! We might tinker with the open mic format a bit to accommodate the slam, so get down early to assure yourself a spot! YOSH & MIKEY will pause the netflix que long enough to tell you your outfit looks sharp! Carry on….

Monday! August 18th! The legendary SHANE HALL! Plus! “Poetry in Lotion!” yah! we said it! Challenge!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 14, 2014 by dirtygerund

FEATURE: SHANE HALL is a discordian rap star who balances the world shanehallgiggityon his hatred of the mundane.  He’s also a songwriter/rapper/producer/performer/poet type of person who does things, and hopes that you like them or that you dislike them in such a way that it will bring you pleasure. Shane Hall is the only performer to have ever achieved Emeritus Status, as he will always be the musical director of our collective hearts forever! What that means, is he’s the first house band leader we ever had, his brilliance and energy was instrumental (pun intended like woah!) in making the Gerund what it is today! Whether he’s plucking the guitar, slapping the bass, rapping circles around his contemporaries or all of the above, this cat is NOT TO BE MISSED! More about this BANANArchist at or jump onto the special invite he created for this once in a decade party!

greenappleBONUS RUCKUS: First of it’s kind, The “POETRY IN LOTION!” Extra sensory guess challenge! We know you see, hear, smell & even taste the Gerund, but are you feeling us? Well, if not, here’s your unique opportunity! Our good friend MANDI RACKERS has a new business venture called MANDI’S GREEN APPLE BEAUTY & HEALTH PRODUCTS and we like to support our friends and tell you about what’s local and health-ful? So, the challenge? NICHOLAS EARL DAVIS is bringing short poems and stanzas with the last word chopped off. You’re gonna partner up and expose some skin. You’re gonna have the last word written in lotion, be the first to guess correctly and win a special health-ful prize package from Mandi who will have some products available that night!

Ice Bucket ChallengeIf the weather behaves we’ll be back outside! We expect the return of BASTARD KIDS as backing band, the return of YOSH SHARTIN to the taps and grill and the return of so many ghosts of gerunders past who can’t wait to step to the stage and rock out with this exciting new generation. Think KIRK/PICCARD Fight Club! Also, in honor of all this ALS viral video / ice bucket challenge going around, our Snack Time Director Emeritus EMILEE MORREALE is prepared to live dump ice on her, of every $10 donation made to support ALS research! Bring some extra ice dumping money to support a great cause!

Monday August 11th – AMANDA TORRES! Plus “Crazy Celebrity Tweet or Poem?” Guess Challenge!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 8, 2014 by dirtygerund

Holy WOW! was last week all sorts of TNT art explosion!!! We took a risk going outside with a wonky weather forecast, but the gamble paid off and it was one of the more memorable nights in DG History! Let’s keep it goin’!

amandatorresPOETRY FEATURE – AMANDA TORRES is a poet, singer, teaching artist, youth arts activist & Mass LEAP Artistic Director. Winner of the national Brave New Voices Poetry Slam competition and veteran of the original Louder than a Bomb Chicago, she showcased at the firstyouth poetry slam in London. Winner of the Union League Civic Arts Foundation Award for Famanda torres 2iction,she has written articles for Area Magazine and has published work in several anthologies including the Garland Court Review. Currently Youth Arts Program Director for IBA Cacique, she’s presented professional development programs around the country, most recently at Andover Breadloaf andthe Institute of Contemporary Art (Boston), NCTE Conference and the Oklahoma Arts Institute. She currently serves as co-founder and co-director of the annual Louder than a Bomb Massachusetts state wide youth poetry festival.

BONUS RUCKUS – The “Was that a CrazEe Celebrity Tweet or Poetry Line?tweet-ferrel Quizzical Guess Challenge? Man! Self Absorbed Celebrities say the darnedest things sometimes and we just can’t get enough! Sometimes Jaden Smith says the deepest stuff and just makes one wonder when his first book of poems is coming out! No time for editing (or cognitive thought) when you’re living life in the fastest lanes, so we figured we’d help these uber famous folks out by culling the vastness of the twittersphere for beautiful gems that can go syllable for syllable against the greatest the poetry canon has to offer! Your job? Be the first to guess “celebrity tweet” or “poem” – get three correct and WIN!

sousaBASTARD KIDS are taking a week off from house band booty shaking duty to allow one of our favorite Ralph’s Bar-Men MIKEY to rock some ambient, technological wizardry around our words! Guest visual artist LIZ SOUSA (pictured left) is no stranger to our stage and word on the street is, she still likes owls! A lot! Who wants to snack time us? Will DAMIAN return for a 4th straight week of “90’s song of the week?’ This and maybe one or more questions will be answered when you get down to Ralphs parking lot to get down with us outside this Monday!!!

Monday! August 4th return win from RUSHELLE FRAZIER!!! Plus Iron Poet Qualifier!

Posted in Uncategorized on July 31, 2014 by dirtygerund

we’re on a roll and hoping for a return of the outside show!

POETRY FEATURE: The lady who came up with the name and started the rushelle2Ralph’s Monday Series you’ve all come to love RUSHELLE FRAZIER is returning home to visit! “Rushelle Frazier’s writing has powerful knack for leaving me speechless in the same way the right dialogue would in a good film or a great play. The way a sunset reminds me that I am only human and there’s nothing wrong with that. Frazier loves hard and well, fights hard and well, and her poetry exudes this in such a marvelous way that I felt like I was The One being loved and fought and loved again. I thought I knew her–and now I know I do. For this, I am pleased. This is a very good book from a fine human being.” –“Mighty” Mike rushelleMcGee – Rushelle “Rush” Frazier is a spoken word and visual artist based in East Tennessee. Born in Queens, NY and raised in Worcester, MA, she has been involved with poetry- page and stage- for the past decade, hosting poetry readings, workshops, other spoken word events with relentless consistency and thoroughly unremarkable habit of writing about it in long-winded and grammatically incorrect run-on sentences.  for the latest on a new CD and book! Don’t miss out! Especially all you newbies, she’s not only an incredible poet, but she’s sort of your godmother!

BONUS RUCKUS: IRON POET QUALIFIER MATCH-UP “EJR vs IronPoetApronAVA” – that’s right folks! Two of our most talented young upstarts are taking the ultimate test challenge this Monday as they each vie for a shot at champion NICHOLAS EARL DAVIS‘ title. The brilliant words are going to fly as we get original haiku’s, short poems and incorporated poems about whatver diabolical ingredient that chairman YOSH SHARTIN dreams up in the back kitchen where the chili is born! Don’t know if it’s gonna be chili peppers, or habanero’s but this match up will be hot!

bastardkidsBASTARD KIDS are bringing back the idea of after show dance party! By gar… it’s been too long! Will we be outside? Will we get treated to a third week in a row of “Damian’s 90’s song of the week!” We could use someone to donate snack time this week. Get at us! Visual artist TBA (my favorite!) We are dreaming up big things for the fall to help celebrate our 5th anniversary! Wow! I mean, POW! (Adam West Batman Style)!

Monday July 28th! DRC Records Rap Showcase from BROCKTON! Plus the Prose Cuddle Challenge!

Posted in Uncategorized on July 25, 2014 by dirtygerund

We might play outside again! This show’s not gonna be your regular mild mannered Gerund. Buckle up!

DRCrecordsFEATURED PERFORMERS: we’re turning up the volume for artists from  (DRC RECORDS) an independent record company devoted to releasing underground music from an array of genres. DRC (short for Drugrat City) was started in early 2008 by Shemrok and Acidrop to release and promote artists with similar interests. With DRC’s roots in both the Boston area and Los Angeles, the styles, fans, and Drugratz are quite diverse and devoted to the artistic progression and expression of one another. DRC is sending us the talented, free wheeling, wild, acrobatic verbal stylings of COOLER THAN SMACK and EGO SYSTEM w/ DIASTRO from Brockton, Massachusetts!

bunniescuddleBONUS RUCKUS: PROSE CUDDLE CHALLENGE – this is (I believe) the fourth installment. Whenever the Dirty Gerund invites hip hop into the space, we like to counteract any possibility of over-aggressive, excessive chastising that comes from rap battles and completely flip everything on it’s tender hear. Usually in rap battles, the point is to verbally assault your competitor with rhymes that blaze like laser beams. Prose cuddle? Just what it means. Kill your competitor with kindness and points taken away for obsessive rhyming. Just talk it out, float those compliments in your softest prose style. The person ringskateboardwho gets the most cuddly “awe’s”…. wins!

BASTARD KIDS continue their summer music residency! Open mics have been jammed lately, so get down by 8:30 to assure yourself a spot! MAREH K returns with snacks! YOSH & MIKEY have to stretch before shifts cause you gottem jumping around so much behind that bar! And bring them art auction dollars cause rumor has it that 2011 Worcester Arts Councul Fellow ship Winner DEREK RING is bringing the paint!!!! Did I mention this show might get a little wild! There, you’ve been warned!

Monday July 21st! LIZARD LOUNGE POETRY SLAM TEAM visits! Plus! Old School Palm Pilot Challenge!

Posted in Uncategorized on July 16, 2014 by dirtygerund

Hey all – we’ve been having an amazing run of shows this summer! Let’s keep the jams coming!

lizard loungePOETRY FEATURE: 2014 LIZARD LOUNGE POETRY SLAM TEAM is travelling to Oakland, California next month to compete at the National Poetry Slam, facing off against over 80 teams from around the world! The represent one of the coolest reading and poetry slam series around in Cambridge every Sunday Night! Lizard Lounge always brings fierce work to the stage, often making semi finals and impressing audiences that see them! This year is no different. Team members HARLYM 125, PORSHA O, LISSA PIERCY, NORA MEINERS and NEIEL ISRAEL is a dynamic team. Word is there’s more group work percolating that the team usually has and almost each one of these incredible poets have featured here on their own! Imagine that all these voices can do at once! This is a team fundraiser to help get them to nationals, so please come down and give big to the bucket so we can support, Worcester style!!!

BONUS RUCKUS: The “OLD SCHOOL PALM-PILOT” Writing & ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Performance Challenge! NICHOLAS EARL DAVIS is going to bring several palm reading related prompts and offer them to contestants at the beginning of the night. Your job? Take one, write a short poem. The catch? You have to write it on your palm and deliver those words with no other paper or gizmo to assist! Not for the sweaty of palm! A brilliant prize awaits the poet who brings it best!!! Cheat sheet old school style!

outside dirty gerundBASTARD KIDS begin their few week residency and will be twirling and wrangling music for your reading pleasure! EVAN LUDY is our guest visual artist! YOSH & MIKEY are manning the bar like a battle ship! All hands and sweaty palms on deck! If the weather’s anywhere near nice, we’re gonna try to do this outside! Hot diggity summer! Join us (hopefully) outside! This is what I look like outside! It’s fun!



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